My looney bun is fine Benny Lava

Benny Lava...(WITH LYRICS) Halarious

This video is fantastic, a truly brilliant piece of music and video and funny

Strange Days Are These

Strange days are these Mr. Watson said as he ate a spoonful of peas.
Tis a strange occurence for man to come up withsuch brilliance to place a cat upon his hat.
"A cat upon his hat?"
"Why yes, a cat upon his hat"
It is the new fad in baghdad.

A day in the life

I awoke promptly at 10:35 am, I walked out into the morning sun to great my adoring fans. Needless to say my neighbors weren't too thrilled. I then went for a brisk jog that later turned into a race with Usain bolt and a cheetah. After doing away with both in the race I was confronted by a platypus. The platypus wanted to trade me his bag lunch for my succulent plums but i said "no, these are my plums." Then as i was walking away a bus exploded in a busy intersection and I realized it was my nemesis Dr. quack. Dr. Quack stood with his web feet a top the building with a sly look on his bill. I said, "You there Dr. quack come down here and fight me man to duck." He obliged and my kung-fu moves were too much for his much rusty fighting sty and i slew him and ate his entrails on my tummy, for I am an otter and that is what I do.

Rules of Slaughterhousing

1. Pick a target

2.make sure they are near a wall or locker etc.

3. Get a running start

4.make sure they can't see you all the way. Better be from behind.

5.Tackle them into the locker

6. (most important) Scream "SLAUGHTERHOUSED!"

Coincedence or fate

R.I.P. Dinosaurs

let us all not forget the dinosaurs......

Hogwarts is it real?

I Evan Kidder have reason to believe that there is a true Hogwarts. But none of us know about it because of the magical powers that subdue us and make us not believe in it. Those that do believe have had the forget spell cast upon them.
Look at the silly kitty above you believe in the kitty yes? That its because you can see it. I think people need to just open their minds and believe that there is an actual Hogwarts school for witchcraft and wizardry.